Vegeta drinks in a bar as Goku and the others train to battle the Androids.
Vegeta drank peacefully. He returned to Earth just to try out its beer.
Vegeta coughed.
Vegeta: "Third best."
Vegeta then eyes Yamcha, making out with a woman in the bar.
Vegeta calls Bulma.
Bulma: "Ugh... What do you want?"
Vegeta: "I believe you got back together with the Beta Male, correct?"
Bulma: "Yeah... Why?"
Vegeta hangs up.
Vegeta eyes some lipstick and mascara on the table.
He puts on some lipstick and and mascara and walked to Yamcha.
Vegeta began to pretend crying.
Vegeta: "Oh.. My.... God...
Yamcha... What the fuck?!!"
"W-W-W-WAIT!!! HOLD ON!!!"
Today...
Koichi: "You pretended to be gay?!"
Vegeta: "WHAT?!! NO!!!
I'M BISEXUAL!!!"
Jotaro: "Wait... Really?"
Vegeta: "YES!!! DID NONE OF YOU WORTHLESS IDIOTS KNOW?!!!"
Jotaro: "No..."
Anne: "Nope."
Saitama: "Really?"
Mob: "Huh..."
Everyone disagreed about knowing it.
Goku: "I knew it!"
Everyone looked at Goku.
Goku: "What?"
Jotaro: "You both have wives..."
Goku: "Yeah... So?"
Vegeta: "BACK TO THE GODDAMNED STORY!!!"
Before...
Vegeta cried.
Vegeta: "Why?!
Why did you do this to me... Beta-Male-tan?!!!"
Yamcha: "Vegeta?
What are you talking ab-?!!"
Vegeta: "BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!!!"
Vegeta pulls Yamcha in and makes out with him, as the women walk away.
Vegeta proceeds to drag him out of the bar and quickly push him into the concrete.
The concrete breaks into pieces as he fell into it.
Vegeta spits outs Yamcha's saliva and wipes his lips and eyes.
Vegeta: "I only did that to avoid suspicion of what I'm about to do to you. You motherfucker...
Never... Do that to the Earth Woman."
Yamcha: "You mean Bulma?
What do you care about her?"
Vegeta: "That woman healed my wounds, YOU ASS!!!
He probably healed your wounds too."
Yamcha: "So?
I always thought that you were the kind of guy that runs away from responsibility... You did leave her and your kid, right?!"
Vegeta: "Yes... And she got back together with you because I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A GOOD ENOUGH FATHER FOR THE BOY!!!
Clearly..."
Vegeta wipes the lipstick off.
Vegeta: "I, Vegeta... The Prince of All Saiyans... Was Wrong...."
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
