Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter L: Norisuke is the King of Spades

Josuke, Giorno and Mista went to buy some groceries.

Giorno: "Muda daze... Mista... Why'd you freak out over the pack of choco-...
Never mind. Because four."

Mista: "Because four, Giorno."

Josuke: "Gureto daze! We have enough groceries for Caprese Salad!
I never got to have any last time!"

Giorno: "Didn't you basically try to kill an innocent chef?
Tonio, right?"

Mista: "Wait...
Someone's following us. Josuke, don't freak out."

Josuke: "Why me?!"

Giorno and Mista: "SHUSH!!!"

Josuke: "Sumimasen."

Giorno: "Tch-!
He looks like you... He has a pompadour.
Scratch that... He looks exactly like you..."

Josuke: "Every Goddamned time for every Goddamned groceries."

Suddenly, he teleported before them, as a black version of Shining Diamond appeared.

Josuke was a normal everyday boy in a normal everyday house. He lived with a single mother, named Tomoko Higashikata. Tomoko was made love with by a man named Joseph Joestar, who left her years ago. She raised her son, Josuke Higashikata alone, where he grew to be lonely. He began to hate the people around him. Until one day, when he was five, he got sick for 50 days. That night, she drove him to the hospital.

Josuke cried all night, as she got stuck in the blizzard.

That night, Josuke saw a man with a pompadour.

"Are you okay?"

"My son's sick... and we're stuck!"

"Very well..."

His clothes looked exactly like Josuke's clothes today.

"DORARARA!!!"

Josuke heard that Stand cry, and the car moved forward.

The man exchanged gentle smiles with Tomoko.

Josuke watched, sickened, as the man stood behind the car, wiping the dust off of his eyes, as the car drove away.

Norisuke met up with Josuke.

Norisuke looked exactly like Josuke.

Josuke: "Are you... Are you the man that saved me that day?!"

Giorno: "You don't mean-!"

Mista's eyes widened.

Norisuke smiled, and laughed.

Norisuke: "I wish!
I'm Norisuke Higashikata. I'm here to kill you."

Josuke: "Hm... I'm sorry, but I'm an orphan. The only family that I have left are the Joestars. No Higashikata is currently alive, except me."

Norisuke sighed.

Norisuke: "Yare yare daze...
I am you, from another universe."

Josuke: "So... Enrico Pucci's D4C brought you here, huh?"

Norisuke nodded.

Norisuke: "Unlike you, Josuke.... My Mother died when I was young. I'm from a timeline where Joseph Joestar abandoned me..."

Josuke: "Uh..."

Norisuke: "Nani?"

Josuke: "So was I. I'm from this timeline."