Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter XXV: Rest Day

Jotaro: "Christ... I need to catch a break."

The ship lands outside Capsule Corp. A corporation on Earth that sells devices, industrial objects, food, objects and houses in small capsules that come out like Pokemon from PokeBalls.

Everyone walked out as Bulma immediately hugged Vegeta, with their children, Trunks hugging his Father and Bulla in Bulma's arms.

Vegeta: "Tch-!
Cook me food, woman!"

Bulma: "Hm?"

Bulma punched him in the head.

Vegeta: "OW!
FUCK!!!
CHRIST!!!"

Bulma: "EXCUSE YOU?!"

Vegeta: "Tch-...
Cook me food... please... woman...
And the guests..."

Bulma: "Guests?"

Bulma looked behind him, and saw the All Star Jump Force.

Chichi hugged Goku.

Chichi: "Oh... Goku!
Wow... There are so many women on the ship!
Did you perhaps have sex with them behind my back?"

Goku: "Nu-uh!
Everyone's boobs are saggy-..."

Chichi: "-except Goku's wife!"

Both laugh like a couple of rich Brits in a restaurant.

Gohan: "For Christ's sake... Mom... Dad... Don't talk about adultery outside the house... Please..."

Videl, Gohan's wife: "Gohan!
The baby barfed on your documents!"

Gohan: "Crap baskets!"

Gohan ran to Videl.

Goten, Goku's 12-year-old son, hugs Goku and Chichi.

Goku: "Hey, Little Me!"

Goten: "Hey, Dad!"

Jotaro walked up to Vegeta.

Bulma: "Y-...Yamcha?
Didn't you go evil or something... to gain me back?"

Vegeta: "Wrong...
This is Jotaro Kujo.
From Earth 5.
About 600 universes away from ours."

Bulma: "I thought there were only 12 or 18 universes."

Vegeta: "It's called fanfiction, Earth Woman.
I can't count the number of inconsistencies at this point."

The two families listened.

Bulma: "I see...
So Piccolo patrolled the world while we were gone.
So... You still need to go back out there and fight this evil Gay Vampire?"

Alucard: "Hey!
I take offense to that!
I'M THE FUCKMOTHERING KING OF GAY VAMPIRES!!!"

Alucard drank some Hetap.

Alucard: "Christ!
That tastes good!
Hey!
You!
Monkey Boy.
Wanna see a trick I can do with my penis?"

Goten: "Yeah!"

Mob: "Stay away from this evil Vampiric swine."

Chichi: "Listen to the little Moe Howard, Goten!"

Goku: "Yeah!
Listen to Mob!"

Mista looked at Trunks.

Mista patted his head.

Mista: "Blessed child...
You are the fifth Vegeta."

Trunks: "Yeah!
My Alien Name is Vegeta V!"

Mista: "Become the best No. 5 ever... Trunks."

No. 5 has a tear in his eye, smiling.

Gohan: "Oh...
Trunks... You have a Saiyan name too?
Mine is Raisu."

Goten: "Mine is Kakarot Jr."

Bulla: "Bah bah bah! (Mine is Regumi)!"

Shizuka pats Bulla's head.

The two laugh at each other.

Giorno: "Tch-...
Big family."

Krillin: "So... You're pretty short too."

Koichi: "Yeah...
So are you..."

Krillin: "Chillin'.
You have a hot babe too?"

Cyborg 18: "Excuse you?"

Koichi: "Yeah."

Yukako, reading a newspaper beside him.

Yukako: "Huh?"

Mista stared at Piccolo.

Mista and Piccolo: "Hmph."

Holy stared at Chichi.

Holy and Chichi: "Huh..."

Jolyne stared at Pan.

Jolyne and Pan: "Buh... (Huh...)"

Josuke: "This is really weird, man...
I'm seeing character counterparts from left to right..."

Trish: "You said it."

Meanwhile, on the table....

Vegeta: "And that's why we have to defeat DIO!!!"

Bulma: "DIO, huh...
Need my help?"

Genos: "They already have me."

Avdol: "And me."

Bulma, Genos and Avdol: "Hm...."

Later...

Goku and Vegeta eat like wolves.

The others ate with them, though much more appropriately, in the banquet.

Roast Turkey, Dragon Stew, Tempura, Roast Giant Octopus, Dumplings, Chicken Stew, Sushi, Sashimi and most importantly, the most delicious food in Japan, Instant Ramen.

The All Star Jump Force and the Z Warriors ate in the banquet, and the next day... they left for a new bizarre adventure.

But before doing so, Bulma promised that she'd report to Mob every month...

1 year left before DIO's deadline... 2 years already done... now... to the Destruction of All Worlds.