...in Terms of Doing Bad Decisions...
Goku, singing in the tone of "He's a Jolly-Good Fellow":
"We're in a Post-Apocalyptic World Mortem!
Oh, we're in a Post-Apocalyptic World Mortem!
We're in a Post-Apocalyptic World Mortem!!!
We're all going to die!"
Vegeta: "That song is a bit too upbeat, Kakarot."
Jonah Stardust suddenly teleported before them.
Goku and Vegeta immediately bowed before him, along with Saitama, Mob and Jotaro, who are all in the living room.
Alucard: "Bitchin'.
Smelled a Vampire around here.
Ah...
My subject.
Bow or I'll drink you blood."
Jonah: "No."
Alucard: "Ha ha!
I'm kidding.
Who's this mofo?"
Jotaro: "Jonah Stardust, AKA Jonathan Joestar. He's my Ancestor."
*PEW*
*BANG*
Alucard's shot is shot away by Tusk's bullet, Jonah's nail.
Tusk ACT 4: "Chumimi~in!
ORA!!!"
Alucard is punched in the face, as all the cells in his body start to spin in perfect rotation.
Jotaro: "But he has infinite lives...
What's gonna happen?"
Alucard Infinitely Spins, dies, and resurrects.
Alucard: "I WAS... JUST... TESTING...IF YOU WERE... A VAMPIRE!!!"
Jonah: "You told me to kneel.
That was your mistake."
Alucard: "Stop... this!!!"
Jonah: "Mkay."
Tusk ACT 4: "ORA!!!"
Alucard comes back to normal.
Alucard pants.
Alucard: "You... piece of shit...
If you think... you can just waltz in here... and humiliate THE KING OF FUCKING VAMPIRES!!!
You HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!!!"
*PEW*
*BANG*
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
Alucard, as he entered gravitational void and started to retract into the space-time continuum: "I'M SORRY!!!"
Jonah brings him back to normal.
*PEW*
*BANG*
"Chumimi~in!!!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
Alucard, spinning again: "AH!!!! GOD!!!
END THIS!!!"
Mob sighs.
Mob: "Master Jonah... Would you be kind enough to-?"
Jonah: "Okay."
Jonah undoes the Infinite Spin.
*PEW*
*BANG*
"ORA!!!"
Alucard: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!"
Jonah stares at Alucard sadistically.
Jotaro: "Old Man...
You fucking sadist."
Jonah: "N-...
yes..."
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
