Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter III: Jotaro and the Gang Meet the One Punch Man

*BOOM*

Vegeta is thrown out into space.

Goku: "Oh!
I GET IT NOW!!!!
JOtaro KuJO!!!
JOJO!!!"

*dun dun*

Jotaro stares at Goku silently for about ten seconds.

Jotaro: "Something's wrong with you.
Why did Prometheus pick you... Over all the cool manga characters I could've chosen.
Why you?"

Goku: "Because I am Kaka Carrot Cake and I am a Saya Genie!"

Jotaro: "No... Saiyan!!!
*whispers to self*
Christ.... I'm correcting him for not knowing his own species..."

*BOOM*

Goku is thrown into a building.

Jotaro: "NANI?!" 

Saitama slowly paces towards Jotaro.

He prepared Star Platinum Over Heaven. 

Star Platinum: "Ora." 

Star Platinum, attacking Saitama: "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!"

No effect occurs. 

Jotaro: "That's it!" 

Star Platinum:"ORA!" 

Star Platinum punched Saitama, and reality warped. 

The universe sparked and glitched through that punch.

Saitama punches Jotaro, but nothing happens.

Saitama has lost his superhuman strength.

Jotaro: "I took away whatever made you stronger...
Saitama... You are now weak. No different from me."

Jotaro grabbed Saitama by the neck.

 Saitama's eyes glow bronze again. 

Jotaro: "Nani?"

Jotaro pushes him away.

Goku: "JoJo! Watch out! I can sense his power level... rising again... somehow...
Now! Time to faint!
Bleugh."

Goku faints.

Prometheus reappears.

Prometheus: "Phew! That was a rough 10 minutes of rest."

Jotaro: "For a second there, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME, YOU JACKASS!!! Anyways... What is he?!"

Prometheus: "Oh. Saiyans are a race of monkeys from Planet Sadal, a planet under a red sun. Then they moved to planet Vegeta and became Mutated Class Saiyans. Now they're permanently mutated, unless of course, if they touch the red energy of the red sun."

Jotaro, looking at Saitama: "So, he's a Saiyan?"

Prometheus, now looking at Saitama: "Oh! No! Goku and Vegeta are Saiyans.
Saitama's an X-Type Metahuman!"

Jotaro: "So?"

Prometheus: "He's a Mutant."

Jotaro: "SO?!"

Prometheus: "He's enhanced."

Jotaro: "But do you know what he does?!!!!"

Prometheus: "Chill dude. He's a Superior. It's an evolved Superhuman. Basically he's immune to all 9 Effects, and no matter where he is or whatever the hell happens to him, his Power Level multiplies in a Fibonacci-Circle-like manner...
 Promethean Power Level of Course. Fuck Freeza Empire's Power Level Series. The hell do I care if it's 9,000 degrees Freeza. It's obviously 500 degrees Prometheus!"