Chariot Requiem
Abilities: Speed Force Connection, Stand and Soul Manipulation, Regeneration
Power: A
Speed: A
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: A
Potential: 0
Polnareff wakes up.
Holy: "Yukako... Please... Make sure that we'll be okay!!!"
Polnareff: "Shit!!! I have to get back to ze others!!!"
Yukako: "Huh?
Ms. Kujo... Did you hear that?
Oh! Where'd the turtle go?"
Polnareff soon returned to the battle area.
Polnareff: "Guys?!!!"
Suddenly, each of them fall asleep.
Even Holy and Yukako, who are invisible with Rohan and the babies, fall asleep.
Polnareff: "Come on, guys!!!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!"
Polnareff looks around.
Polnareff: "HUH?!!!
Why is everything so big?
Where's Diavolo?!"
Polnareff looks down, and sees that his arms, which are on the ground, are turtle legs.
Polnareff is a turtle.
Polnareff: "Oh....
COME ON!!!
IS ZIS ZE WORK OF AN ENEMY-!!!"
"Trish" wakes up, grabs a gun and tumbled on the ground, pointing to suspicious spots in the area.
"Trish": "Giorno! Are you okay?!
Trish, Josuke... Get behind us?"
"Giorno": "What? None of what you just said made any sense, man..."
"Josuke": "Muda muda daze...
My head hurts...
GOLDEN WIND!!!"
Golden Wind emerges from Josuke's body.
Giorno and Josuke's eyes meet each others.
"Josuke": "Oh... I get it now..."
"Giorno": "JESUS CHRIIIIST!!!"
Turtle Polnareff: "Guys! What's going on?"
Josuke, in Giorno's body: "AH!!! TALKING TURTLE!!!"
Mista, in Trish's body: "Oh... That means..."
"Mista" wakes up.
"Mista" feels something... down there...
"Mista": "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
I'M IN A MAN'S BODY!!!
I SMELL SO BAD!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!"
Turtle Polnareff: "Wait... then where's my body?!"
Meanwhile...
Yukako wakes up in Shizuka's body.
Holy wakes up in Josefumi's body.
The two babies wake up in their bodies, and begin crying.
Holy pat their heads.
Holy: "There, there..."
Back in the story...
Mista, in Trish's body, touches "his" genitals.
Trish, in Mista's body: "HEY!!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, JACKASS?!!"
Mista, in Trish's body: "Your fashion sense is terrible. I was just itching down there because everything you wear is leather!"
Trish, in Mista's body, grabs Mista by the throat: "YOU WANT ME TO-...
RAPE YOU?!!!"
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