A long time ago... Before Earth was born... A man dropped down from the Heavens to the Void, and met with a younger Prometheus.
Prometheus: "Who are you?"
Jonah, bowing: "J-Jona-... Star... Duh.... St-..."
Prometheus: "Right... Jonah Stardust. Cool name. From now on, you will be my student, Jonah Stardust."
Jonah: "I don't... Remember.. Anything..."
Now...
The following story, happened in a minute.
Time is still stopped for a minute.
Jonah Stardust stands before Dio Brando.
DIO: "KISAMA!"
Jonah Stardust: "Leave."
Dio: "Stop telling me what to do! I believe I make my own destiny."
Jonah: "I believe that your destiny is to fail. Fail in those five idiots' hands and some old allies."
Dio: "I don't know why, but your self-righteous personality pisses me off more than most people."
Jonah: "And your douchebag acts piss me off.
TUSK ACT 4!!!"
Tusk ACT 4 appears.
Jonah: "ORA!!!"
DIO: "JOJO!!!"
Tusk ACT 4: "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The World Over Heaven: "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-!!!!!"
Jonah snaps his fingers.
DIO: "NANI?!!!!"
DIO begins to dust away.
The World: "MUDA!!!"
DIO returns back to normal.
DIO: "YOU HAVE INFINITY?!"
Jonah: "SCARLET OVERDRIVE!!!"
DIO punches Jonah with his bare hands. He then burns with fire. He screams as he then freezes his body, melting the ice in a split second.
DIO: "STILL HAS SOME HAMON LEFT IN YA?!!!
HA?!!! JONATHAN JOESTAR!!!?"
Jonah jabs DIO several times along with Tusk: "OVERDRIVE BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!"
Tusk ACT 4 Ora's several times at DIO.
DIO barely blocks it all with his Stand.
Jonah: "ZOOM PUNCH!!!"
Jonah Zoom Punches Dio in the face.
DIO shoots green lasers from his eyes, acting like an Omega Beam, bendiga round, shooting Jonah in the head.
DIO laughs arrogantly.
DIO: "I HAVE KILLED YOU, JONATHAN-!!!"
Jonah's forehead heals.
DIO: "NANI?!!! YOU'RE A VAMPIRE??!!!"
His nails then begin to spin in great speeds.
DIO: "NANI THE FUCK?!!!"
Jonah: "ACT 1."
*zoom*
Dio's been shot at ten times...
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
