This is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe?
What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped?
What if the Joestars...
Jotaro Kujo. 17-years-old. Strong muscular build. Black hair. 195-cm tall.
1989, 100 Years after Steel Ball Run
Holy Josephine Kujo stood with the two officers.
The following are spoken in Japanese... But I can't speak Japanese... so...
Officer 1: "So, you're his mother, right?"
Holy, crying: "Y-Yes! Please... Officer... Tell me! HOW MANY PEOPLE DID MY BABY KILL?!"
Officer 2: "Calm down, Ma'am! He didn't kill anyone! He just... Broke their bones, tore out their testicles, crushed their legs, cut off a guy's tongue out?! Officer 1, how are they not dead?!"
Officer 1: "No idea, Officer 2. Hm... Jotaro Kujo... Oh! That's why he's called JoJo! The 'Jo' from Jotaro and 'Jo' from Kujo."
Holy: "Oh, thank God! Yes! It's family tradition!"
The three walked in the prison to go to Jotaro Kujo.
Holy: "I can sense him! Jotaro!"
Holy remembered something...
Jotaro: "Mama! Look! I'm like Grandpa!"
Jotaro: "Mama! Why did Grandpa get angry at Grandma?"
Jotaro: "Mama! Look at me throw this ball!"
Jotaro: "Yes, Mama! I'm a Hamon-User!"
Jotaro: "Mama! Look! I can cook!"
Jotaro, crying: "Mama... Where'd Daddy go?"
Now...
Holy: "JOTARO!!!"
Jotaro: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU BITCH!!!"
Jotaro grabs his hat and slides his hand on the bill.
Holy, smiling: "Okay!"
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Jotaro sighed.
Officer 1: "Out you go, Mr. Kujo!"
Jotaro: "I'm not getting out."
Officer 2: "How come?"
Jotaro looks at them with a cold and scary look.
Jotaro: "Because I'll kill you."
Jotaro laid back down.
Holy: "Ha ha! Always serious, like his Grandmother! My Mother is like him, steady, calm and silent, but very emotional! But trust me, like his Grandmother, he's actually a pure-hearted soul!"
