This is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe?
What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped?
What if the Joestars...
Caesar: "They said that the first Pillarman is in Mexico, and he's trying to awaken the Pillarmen which are currently locked up in Italy."
Joseph: "What do we do, then, mate?"
Smokey: "You have to travel to Mexico. Don't worry, I'll keep Granny safe he-..."
Erina: "Nonsense! I fought the President of America!"
Joseph: "Granny, your were chased by the President of America."
Old Lady Erina: "Whatever! I'm going! I haven't felt such excitement in years! I should never have left Jonathan that day... If I was in the ship... He could've got saved from Dio..."
Joseph: "Are you crying, Granny?"
Caesar and Joseph tended to Granny Erina.
Joseph wiped her tears.
Erina: "No... I'm fine... Let's go to Mexico!"
Meanwhile...
Von Stroheim menacingly stood before Speedwagon, who laid on the bed.
Speedwagon woke up.
Speedwagon, in a thick British accent: "FUCKING WANKER, STRAIZO!!! I'LL FUCKING-!!!"
Speedwagon is strapped to the bed as he looked at Major Rudol von Stroheim.
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von Stroheim, in a thick German accent doing the Nazi Salute: "HEIL... HITLER!"
Speedwagon: "Oh fuck... Oh fuck... Oh fuckin' hell, mate. I've been kidnapped by fucking bloody nazis."
Von Stroheim: "I heard zat your adoptive son is a coward like you... I saw you running away from a Vampire, and I saved you!"
Speedwagon: "Fuck off, ya Nazi scumbag."
Von Stroheim: "You should be zanking me, Speedwagon, AND JOIN ZE ELITE NAZI ARMY!!!"
Suddenly, mecha tentacles appear from Stroheim's body.
Von Stroheim: "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN ZE VORLD!!! I HAVE FOUND ZE PERFECT SPECIMEN!!! I CALL IT, ZA PILLARMAN!!!"
The soldiers put the caged Vampire into the chamber.
Speedwagon: "What are you-?"
Speedwagon sees the beautifully decorated ancient pillar, with a statue carved on it.
Speedwagon: "YA FUCKING NAZI TWAT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! Also, the word Pillarman has already been invented, mate. Where the fuck am I?"
