JoJo's Bizarre Thoughts #1 (Even Tho Some are from Other Anime)

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By Jmcgee1125

(Warning... Mild Your Name Spoilers...)

Random Thought #1: Your Name Z

Goku-chan wakes up.

She looks down on her chest area, and touches her chest.

Goku: "That's strange... It looks so real...
I... VEGETA-KUN!!! SHALL THWART THIS DREAM!!!"

Suddenly, Goku-chan's sister comes in... Raditz-chan.

Raditz-chan: "Oi... Onee-san. It's time for school.
U-? Why are you fondling your boobs, Goku-chan?"

Vegeta: "VEGETA WILL TOUCH HIS BOOBIES WHEN HE WISHES!!!"

This fall...

Goku wakes up in Vegeta-kun's body, touching his crotch.

Goku: "Nani?!!!
Is this a hotdog...
Yum!"

*BITE*

Goku: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!"

Prepare for the greatest romantic anime movie ever released in theatres...

Vegeta-kun in Goku-chan's Body: "GODDAMN IT, KAKAROT!!!
STOP WASTING MY MONEY!!!"

Goku-chan in Vegeta's Body: "STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBIES!!!"

A Movie of Absolute Pwnage of Feels and Motherfucking Drama... 

Goku: "Hyper Cosmic Slime Raider?"

Mr. PoPo: "HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER!!!"

A movie only for the greatest men and women of culture out there....

Goku-chan: "VEGETA... NOOOO!!!!"

Vegeta: "VEGETA... YEEEES!!!
I WILL THWART YOU... SUPER SAIYAN GOD COMET!!!"

The Comet stood before Vegeta. It's just a rock with red spiky hair.

Vegeta goes Super Saiyan Blue: "I'LL KILL YOU SOOO I CAN SIMP FOR KAKAROT-CHAN!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"

Vegeta goes Super Saiyan Blue Evolution.

Vegeta: "Naniiiii?!!
TIME TRAVEL?!!!"

Nappa-chan still having a male voice: "Yes... That town was destroyed 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333... Sorry my Power Level Counter broke...
Years ago..."

Vegeta: "NOOOOOO!!!"

Vegeta and Goku dramatically run for each other.

Goku: "Someone dear to me... Someone I must never forget... MY RIVAL!!!"

Vegeta: "Someone dear to me... Someone I must never forget... MY RIVAL!!!"

Both: "WHAT IS... YOUR NAME?!!!"

(Dramatic Japanese Romantic Song occurs in the background...)

Goku tries to destroy the comet....

Goku: "Ka... Me... Ha... Me... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
NO!!! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!
VEGETA!!!
SUKI DA!!!"

Vegeta: "SUKI DA!!!!
THROUGH THE POWER OF LOVE... GOKU-CHAN!!!
FUSION!!!"

Goku: "FUSION... KYA!!!!"

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