Star Platinum Fur Elise
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Yamcha stood before them all.
What did Yamcha need at that moment?
Yamcha needed... Love... Attention... Sympathy...
He wants people to be at his side...
He wants... a world... where everyone... is at his side...
Yamcha woke up.
Bulma kissed Yamcha on the cheek.
Yamcha: "Hey, sweetie..."
Bulma hugged Yamcha.
Yamcha: "Hello... my love...
Ha ha ha!!
That's pretty cheesy!
Come on!
Breakfast's downstairs!
You're late!"
Yamcha: "Oh!
Shit!"
Yamcha ran downstairs to meet his son and daughter...
Who both had no faces...
Yamcha: "Trunks! Bulla!"
Both: "Hey Daddy!"
Reality glitched.
Yamcha smiled like a psychopath.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!!"
"DORARARARARA-!!!"
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!! WRYYYYYYYYY-!!!"
"It's not working!!!
HARDER!!!"
"KAMAHEMEH-!!!!"
Yamcha's eyes widen, as he finished his cereal.
Yamcha: "Sweetie, did you hear something?"
Bulma: "Huh?
No...
Are you okay?"
Yamcha smiled sweetly.
Yamcha: "I guess... I am...
I'm... okay!
Why does it feel like that it's the first time of my life where... I'm okay?"
Yamcha kisses Bulma, left the house and went to his job.
He is a professional dancer.
Yamcha danced as the audience felt bored by his performance.
Master Roshi: "GO EAT SOME SHIT, WOLF BOY!!!"
Everyone: "Boo! Boooo!!"
Yamcha bowed as tomatoes were thrown towards him.
Later....
Yamcha walked in from the door to the outside stage.
Reality glitched again.
The doorway disappeared.
Man: "Okay, sir...
Thank you for your fine work in the Martial Arts Tournament."
Yamcha: "Wh-...? No...
I'm a dancer...
I just fa-...
No... I'm a Martial Artist."
Yamcha's body is now completely beaten to a pulp, and he bled.
Yamcha: "No...
THIS HURTS!!! THIS HURTS!!! THIS HURTS!!!"
Boss: "Huh?
Yamcha... What do you mean?
You just finished good in your baseball tournament."
"ORA ORA ORA Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora....."
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
