Chapter XIII: Yare Yare Daze

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A man with long, spiked hair, walks as his red armor shines in the spotlight.

His eyes have red mascara on, as he walked stood and posed, with his right hand on his forehead from his temple, and his left hand on his mouth, from his jaw.

???: "Well, well... I wonder what Vegeta is doing right now? My my... Would he be surprised when he meets me..."

Meanwhile...

The six are in a coffee shop in City A, with Goku still bleeding on the ground.

Jotaro Kujo: "So, you're my Great-Great Grandfather."

Jonah nods.

Jonah: "Yes."

Goku, still bleeding in the ground: "Please... Someone heal me..."

Jonah: "Sure."

Jonah shoots a Spin bullet to heal Goku.

Goku: "Cool."

Jonah: "By the way, I will no longer fight your battles.
It changes the timeline too much.
Prometheus sent me here to remind you that this is your second year here.
And it is time to tell you, that by the last day of the third year..."

The five listen intently.

Jonah: "By the third year, the four of you will die..."

The five ar shocked.

Jonah: "Except for Jotaro.
But, yeah... Go on. Keep being shocked.
I'll just be here and continue observing you reactions."

Meanwhile...

PoPo: "Prometheus..."

Pro: "Yes?"

PoPo: "Where the hell is Pucci?!"

Prometheus: "I have him in here!"

PoPo points to Prometheus: "Oh, Prometheus...
My beautiful son...
So... you'd absorb Enrico Pucci?"

Prometheus: "This thing. But I could already manipulate time. MADE IN HEAVEN!!!"

Made In Heaven emerges from Prometheus.

Prometheus: "I've had him in for three weeks."

Prometheus brings out Made in Heaven.

PoPo: "WHOA!! WHAT THE SHIT?!! YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE WEEKS WITH THAT THING INSIDE OF YOU?!!!
No... Absolutely not... You're not going to have that thing inside of you."

Prometheus: "But PoPo...."

PoPo: "Nope! No buts! Away!... Go go.."

Prometheus bows his head and nods, as he throws Pucci's head away.

PoPo: "You know what that thing could do to my new clock in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?!"

Prometheus: "Screw up Universe 607's time."

PoPo: "YES!!! That thing is a reboot button... Wait.. IS THAT HOW YOU'VE REBOOTED SO MUCH SHIT LATELY?!!!"

Prometheus nods sadly.

PoPo: "And I thought I was insane. Grounded. Go."

Prometheus bows his head and goes into his Lookout room.

Pucci's head flies away into the Cosmos.

Back to the five...

Jonah: "I also hope that you'd like to meet your new... Uh... Helper?
He's an old friend of mine that would act as your intel for the journey along with your friend, Genos.
I snapped one Earth for your, now begin your journey with your new intel, this is in accordance to Prometheus' plan..."

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