Jotaro: "Yare yare daze... Do you really want to do this, Anne-chan?"
Anne: "H-Hai..."
Anne squirmed as Jotaro sighed.
Jotaro and Anne walked up to Tonio and Rohan, who are both working on Pink Dragon.
Jotaro: "Tonio, Rohan. Give us the...
Yare yare... I hate speaking like this to people... I really hate asking for favors...
Please give us the perfect dinner night..."
Rohan smiled devilishly.
Tonio smiled wholesomely.
Tonio: "Why, of course, Jotaro Kujo!"
Trish: "HELL YES!!! I'VE WON!!!"
Trish shows her deck, which showed a royal flush.
Josuke: "Trish... We're playing Uno... Where'd you even get those cards?"
Mista sneered quietly.
Trish: "Mista! You tricked me!"
Mista laughed mockingly.
Okuyasu: "Oi... Josuke... I don't really get this game... Rohan invented it, right? I don't really understand how it works... What does this card mean, for example?"
Okuyasu shows his cards.
Josuke: "Oi...."
Koichi: "Okuyasu-kun... Geez... You're not supposed to show your cards..."
Yukako: "Okuyasu-kun, you should really learn the rules..."
Okuyasu: "Sumimasen...
Oh!!! Maybe if I draw this card!"
Okuyasu draws the Reverse Card.
Josuke: "Ie.... We have to repeat everything."
Joseph: "Bloody 'ell! This card games pretty bloody boring!"
Jotaro: "Old man... This is a card game about patience and intellect... You can't just say it's boring..."
Joseph: "Back in my day, Anne... Your Great-Great Uncle Caesar and I would climb trees!
They called me JoJo Monkey back in the day!"
Anne: "Geez, Gramps... This card game's really special to me... Don't just go around and call it boring..."
Joseph: "Well, it bloody is boring!
Where's Polnareff and Avdol? I need to play with them and show you kids real gambling!"
Jotaro: "Polnareff and Avdol are buying groceries right now... For-...
'Ahem'..."
Anne punches his shoulder.
Josuke: "Why the hell did you just immediately stop talking, Onii-sama?"
Jotaro stayed quiet.
Anne stayed quiet as well.
Josuke: "This is a weird atmosphere I'm sensing from these two..."
Josuke: "Oi... Onii-sama... You okay?"
Jotaro stayed quiet, and drew another card.
Josuke: "Hm..."
Everyone silently played along.
Giorno: "You're acting rather strange, Jotaro-kun..."
Noriaki: "Yes, I agree with Giono... You've been acting rather weird lately today...
Are you sick or something?"
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
