Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter L: Goku Black and Bad Romance: Uncut Gem from Heaven

The Jump Force all prepare for the fight, all looking worried.

Goku Black: "Three Stand-Users named after three famous movies.
I'm the fourth and final one."

Goku Black stood before all of them.

Goku Black: "Prepare for my ability!!!
BAD ROMANCE: YOUR NAME!!!"

Years ago, there was an Old God named Zamas, from the 11th Cosmo. He was timid and eager to help his master, Gowas, often making him tea. Though, Zamas believed that he could create a new and better world.

One day, he saw mortals.

Mortals are creatures that he saw as ignorant and barbaric, often battling against each other and arguing for resources. He asked the question,
"What if the world was perfect?"
Then, he answered,
"Then no such cruelty will any longer exist."

Then, he met a dangerous creature that, due to his recklessness and stupidity, could endanger the entire Omniverse.

Kakarot.

Goku: "Hey, there!
Mah name's Goku? What about you?"

Zamas was mistrustful of him, and was even challenged and unintentionally insulted by a mere Monkey.

Goku showed his true power...

Super Saiyan Blue.

He saw the danger and inconsistency with the world The One has made... so he went on to try and destroy it.

"A mortal could be as dangerous as an Old God..."

And so... he flew to find the Super Dragon Balls and switches bodies with Son Goku and travelled to other timelines to destroy Goku, as Goku Black.

Goku Black, with a pure of heart, gained a more powerful and divine version of Super Saiyan Blue.

He dubbed it... Super Saiyan Rose.

He believed that only he is the one meant to save the universe.

Only he can destroy the evilness that is mortals.

Only he can shatter the inconsistent and self-destructive world, saving it by destroying and, and making a new, more consistent world.

"Everything inconsistent must be made consistent."

That is the motto of Goku Black...

"That doesn't make sense."

Mob stood before Goku Black.

Goku Black: "Huh?"

Mob: "All of the guys who fought the Crusaders and the Jump Force all have these terrible backstories that caused them to become outcasts of society. Even DIO, Freeza and Cell. They're all just really lonely, and when they got great power, they believed they were the chosen ones of their own stories. They believed they're special.
I digress.
My Master told me that those who act like this are just kids who failed to grow up."

Goku Black gritted his teeth.

Goku Black: "I HAVE A MISSION BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL!!!
I AM A GOD!!!
I WIPED OUT LITERAL WORLDS!!!
GENOCIDED MORTALS SO I CAN HELP MAKE THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN!!!
I AM BEAUTIFUL AND MAJESTIC!!!
THAT IS WHY DIO IS SOMEONE I CAN RESPECT, UNLIKE YOU FILTHY MORTALS!!!"

Mob: "No."

Wind blew and waved everyone's hair.

Mob: "Just because you're a god doesn't make you special.
Even Jesus is but a man.
Even the Prophets and Saviors of each Myth, Legend and Religion are but man.
They're not special. In fact, none of them actually thought themselves as special. They all shared a certain humility, believing that they were only trying to help, not doing it to be popular.
I used to want to be popular for girls to like me, but... I digress.
You think your powers and status makes you special... but you're just as unstable as everyone else.
Your first mistake was to gain a Saiyan's body. A Saiyan...
Heck....
Saiyans may be cold, but they are known to have outbursts of emotion. They're very unstable."

Goku Black's eyes widen.

Mob: "See? Even the most Holy Old Gods make mistakes."

Goku Black: "You're wrong.
I'm special.
God has chosen me to create a new world and wipe out all the timelines."

Mob: "God never chose you.
All of your choices...
Are yours..."

Goku Black turns Super Saiyan Rose, as his Psycho Energy began to resonate.

Bad Romance: Uncut Gem From Heaven
Abilities: Psycho Energy, Godly Energy Creation
Power: 0
Speed: 0
Range: ∞
Durability: 0
Precision: 0
Potential: ∞

Mob's Explosion: 1%

Mob: "You have Psychic Powers?
You shouldn't use them to hurt people."

Goku Black: "STUPID PACIFIST!!!
YOU USED YOUR POWERS AGAINST THE LACKEYS BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?!!!
MORTALS ARE HYPOCRITES!!!"

Alucard: "All Mob has ever done was to subdue them by freezing them with his Psycho Energy, but never to hurt them.
The brat's a pacifist."

Goku Black: "Tch-...
Oh please... You don't understand, do you?
God gave me purpose!
A NEW PURPOSE!!!"

Mob: "You keep saying that, but it was you who chose that purpose. God just helped you open your eyes to see it for yourself.

But I doubt God would help someone as mean as you are.

You're not special. Therefore, you can be what you want to be.
You don't have an audience... no God trying to tell you how you act... No... not even society helped you become who you are right now.
You have free will.
You made... what you are right now. 

Your evil choices that turned you into this monster right now... is all on you, because they were YOUR choices.

It was all you.
You're not special, and the only person you'll blame when you realize that you were wrong...

Is yourself."

Yamcha sighed, finally understanding Vegeta and Mob's words.

Yamcha: "He's right...
You're just a manchild."

Mob: "Get it?
Now... what does all that make you?"

Goku Black closed his eyes and bowed his head.

Goku Black: "Hmhmhmhmhmhm...
Ha ha ha ha...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Wow....
Just... wow....
You are just so... amazingly STUPID!!!
You clearly don't get it!"

Mob: "You're too far gone.
I can't help you anymore.
I'm sorry."

Goku Black sighed.

Goku Black: "I'll be back for a challenge, Mob...
I'll kill you... ALL OF YOU!!!
If...
Mob loses.
If Mob wins.
Kill me."

Goku: "We accept your challenge!
Righty, Mob?"

Mob nodded softly.

Goku Black laughed... and flew away.

Goku Black: "More Stand-Users will come, Mob!
Remember... that each will try and kill ALL OF YOU!!!"

Goku Black laughed and flew away.

Vegeta: "Why is he named Black?!"

Goku: "He should be Dark Goku...
Anti-Goku!
Reverse Son Goku!
Ukog...
No!
Darkarot!!!"

Vegeta: "Dark Carrot Cake!
Evil Kakarot!
Kakarot from Dragon Ball Evolution!
GT Kakarot!
NO!!!
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF A CARROT?!!!"

Saitama: "A RABBIT!!!"

Kaato: "OH MY GOD!!!
GUYS, THAT'S ME!!!"

Josuke: "That means Kaato is...
Goku... BUT EVIL?!!!"

Goku: "Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!"