This is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe?
What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped?
What if the Joestars...
Joseph: "Tonight, we'll be sleeping in the Speedwagon Foundation Headquarters to take the Ribs of the Holy Corpse Parts."
Jotaro: "Yare yare daze. Then, let us sleep..."
Avdol: "Where's Polnareff and Giorno?"
Joseph: "Polnareff took a night walk in the city, Giorno ordered for a delivery of his package for his... lamenting..."
Meanwhile...
Polnareff wandered in the desert outside the city, and finds a small lamp.
Polnareff rubs it, as a Stand emerged from it.
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Lavender Judgment: "I'll grant you three wishes!"
Polnareff: "Oh mon Dieu! FOR MY FIRST WISH, I WANT YOU TO MAKE POLNAREFFLAND!!!"
Polnareffland is created in France, and Polnareff immediately becomes rich.
Polnareff: "Merde! Hohoho! I am the owner of Ze Grand Polnareffland!!! HOHOHO!!!"
Lavender Judgment Abilities: Reality Manipulation Bound by 3 Wishes Power: B Speed: B Range: C (User is Lamp) Durability: C Precision: D Potential: D
Polnareff: "Hold on, what is your name again?"
Lavender Judgment: "Lavender Judgment. My User is the Lamp, which hosts the soul of my original User."
Polnareff: "Judgment? From the Judgment Card? Oh mon Dieu! You're a Major Arcana member! Away from me!"
Lavender Judgment: "Yes, I used to be part of the Major Arcana, as DIO was my owner, but I was abandoned when he was at his third wish, which was something I sadly could not grant him, for it was beyond my power. I'll give you three wishes, and you can get another set after 20 days."
Polnareff sighed.
Polnareff: "Is it a Heaven's Stand?"
Lavender: "HAIL 2 U!!! That is correct, Monsieur Polnareff."
Polnareff: "So... I own you now, correct?"
Lavender: "Yes."
Polnareff: "So... Give me my next wish! I wish that DIO does not achieve Heaven!"
Lavender stayed silent.
Lavender: "Sadly, I cannot grant you that wish. Manipulation of events in the timeline is beyond my power."
Polnareff then thought.
Polnareff: "Give us the Holy Corpse Parts. All of zem."
Lavender: "The Holy Corpse Parts are sacred, and stealing them is beyond my power."
