"Hello there! My name is Vinegar Doppio! I am the best subordinate and underboss to The Boss! Diavolo! We're basically best friends!"
Vinegar stares at a picture of himself perfectly cut out to make it seem like he's embracing Doppio.
Doppio: "I am the friendly and happy go lucky very friendly friend of my best friend Diavolo. Golly, Diavolo will probably call me at any sec-...
TURURURURURU!!!
Hello? What's that?
TURURURURURU!!! TURURURURURURU!!!
Mr. Diavolo, sir?"
Doppio brings out his phone as a voice "emerged from the phone".
Doppio: "Mr. Diavolo sir?"
Diavolo: "Doppio... Where the fuck have you been?!"
Doppio: "Oh! I've just been around town! I've been collecting more members for Passione like you said!
36, right? 36 members?"
Diavolo: "Yes... They have to be criminals, Doppio."
Doppio: "Gee whiz! Thanks Diavolo!
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot. Brrrrrrrrr....
Whoopsiedaisy! Looks like the call ended! Ha ha! What a nice fellow my Boss is!
JEEPERS!!! Here I am in Rome and having a wonderful time... I wonder what'll happen next to me for today?"
Joseph and the others arrive in Venice, where they are met with a bodyguard who held a pistol.
Joseph: "Who the bloody 'ell are you supposed to be?"
???: "Giorno... This is supposed to be our new boss?
He looks rather weird."
The man takes a whiff out of Joseph.
Giorno: "Oi! Mista! Don't do that! That's gross and weird!"
Mista: "Sorry...
Welcome to Venizia, Stardust Crusaders."
Joseph: "Hello, Italian gunslinger. The name's Joseph Joestar."
Jotaro: "Kujo Jotaro.
Tch-... You stop sniffing me."
Anne grabs Jotaro: "Back off, Mister.
Pun unintended."
Guido sniffs her as she backs away.
Josuke: "Huh... This guy's about our age.
Higashikata Josuke."
Giorno: "This is Guido Mista. He's my most loyal friend."
Yukako: "Why do you keep sniffing us, you piece of shit?"
Guido points his gun to her head.
Guido, pointing a gun to her head: "Shut the fuck up, you bitch!"
Giorno: "Mista..."
Guido eyes Koichi.
Guido: "What are you looking at, shortie?"
Koichi: "What's that? I can't here you up there. You're so tall you could bridge us to the moon."
Mista points his gun to Koichi's head.
Koichi, unafraid, uses 3 Freeze and puts Guido's gun down.
Trish: "Damn it, Guido. Stop sniffing our guests."
Mista: "Sex Pistols allow me to sense the smell of enemy Stands.
Just checking, Trish."
Joseph: "The others are in the turtle...
Bloody 'ell..."
Polnareff: "Ah... Italia! The place that ripped off the French."
Avdol: "Polnareff..."
Polnareff: "What? It's only natural for a Frenchman like me to insult a different country.
Christ, I'm kidding. Stop looking at me like zat."
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
قصص الهواةThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
