Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter XXXVI: The Monk and The Monkey Over Heaven

Vegeta: "Ah...
The timeline changed."

Goku: "Because we're insensitive Saiyans?"

Vegeta: "Because we're insensitive Saiyans."

Goku and Vegeta eat meat.

Goku: "So... Want to do an armwrestling?"

Vegeta: "No...
Jotaro said that we shouldn't because we'll destroy the entire Universe."

Goku: "Hm..."

Goku and Vegeta stayed silent.

Goku: "Want to destroy a deserted planet or something?"

Vegeta: "HELL YES!!!"

Goku and Vegeta destroy deserted planets everywhere.

Goku: "Hihihihihi!!!"

Vegeta: "AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Goku: "Aah!
Good thing we replaced Racial Jokes with Genocide!"

Vegeta: "That makes no sense... these planets are empty."

Goku: "Yeah... But... When you wish each of them back, a bunch of populations will come back and suffocate in space since they don't have planets."

Vegeta: "Oh... shit..."

Later...

Jotaro: "YOU DID WHAT?!!!"

Goku: "Genocide...
We committed genocide on a buncha alien races."

Vegeta: "YOU TALKED ME INTO IT!!!"

Jotaro: "Motherf..."

"ORA!!!"

Jotaro: "There... everything's back..."

Goku and Vegeta: "Yay!"

Goku: "At least no casualties occurred!"

Yamcha floated in space, not dying due to his infinite durability.

Yamcha: "Hello?

Anyone?

Bulma?

A Ki ball suddenly appeared and blew me up.

Please?

I can't breathe..."

Yamcha floated in space as this song occurred...

(Courtesy of Music Lyrics-Imagine Dragons, By Imagine Dragons)

The Monk is a member from Passione that is a very devious fellow.

Originally born blind from birth, The Monk was raised by a group of Buddhist Monks in a valley, and soon became a Master of Martial Arts.

Later on, he studied Martial Arts from them... until one day...

A group of American Soldiers, one day, attacked their lands and killed the Monks in the valley during the Vietnam War.

The tragedy The Monk suffered was great, and he grew to become a serial killer in America. His dangerous tendencies lead Passione's attention to be gained, as they went on to hunt down and make the man join them.