Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter XIX: Golden Boys Part IV ft. Giorno Giovanna

"DAMN IT!!!
That bastard, DIO, ISN'T TAKING ANY OF US SERIOUSLY!!!
FINE!!! VERY WELL!!!
CELL, REVERSE FLASH, WE WILL ATTACK THEM IN ANOTHER WAY!!!"

Cell: "And how are we supposed to do that, Princess?"

Freeza: "We kill the Joestar Bloodline!
Bam!
DIO's problems... ALL GONE!!!"

The slave Vampires all help Freeza with his manicure.

Freeza: "We kill...
His daughter!
I heard rumors of Jotaro Kujo having a daughter... OH HO HO!!!
We will kidnap her... AND KILL HER!!! NGYAHAHAHAHA!!"

Reverse Flash: "Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Cell: "WAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Freeza: "Then... We will have time to take the Dragon Balls and wish for INFINITY, AND KILL DIO!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Vampire 1: "Sir... That sounds like a rash and terrible plan...
Didn't you do the same thing for Broly?"

Freeza punches him to the ground... As...

(Parody of Hamilton, by TeamFourStar)

(Freeza begins to sing...)

Freeza stands up on the table: "You say
Your place up in space
and your race
shouldn't be blown away.

You try
to fight back while my
forces attack
and yet still you defy.

Bardock guessed
His planet would fall
from the stage unless he
took a stand.

*Everyone danced for Freeza*

Now I've put him to rest.
The future will never
be changed by
a monkey man.

JUST GIVE UP

You've been warned.
This is not even
my Final Form.
JUST GIVE UP
Take the fall.
You don't want me
to give Ginyu a call.

Saiyans tried;
Now they're fried.
So unless you're
fond of genocide.

Bow your head,
here's my pitch:Fall in line,be mine, or else in timeyou'll tell VegetaLIKE A BITCH

DA DA DA DAT DA
YAT DA DA DA DYE YA DA
DA DA DAT DAT DYE YA DA
DA DA DA DAT DA
YAT DA DA DA DYE YA DA
DA DA DAT DAT DA

You claim this fight's
in vain and thatyou're late for lunch.

I'll strike you
once again
with my Kidney Punch
So before I delete ya,
just try my
Stuffed Crust Pizza.

*Shoots a Destructo Disc, a move of a Disc-like Spin-imbued Ki, to kill a few Vampires*

In five minutes
I'll beat ya,
or my name isn't
Freeza.
Surrendah
I'll end ya.The Saiyans aren't hereto defend ya.
JUST GIVE UP
Join my cause.

I will fight and
find the Dragon Ballsfor myself, yes just me.And I'll wish forImmortality (AND DIO'S DEATH)
You ask why I'm so bad...
well, it's mostly toimpress my Dad.
So if you flip my switch
I will blow your
planet to pieces
Tell Vegeta
Like... a... Bitch.

DA DA DA DAT DA
YAT DA DA DA DYE YA DA
DA DA DAT DAT DYE YA DA
DA DA DA DAT DA
YAT DA DA DA DYE YA DA
DA DA DAT DAT DA
EVERYBODY!!!!"

Freeza, Cell, Reverse Flash and Vampires:
"DA DA DA DAT DA
YAT DA DA DA DYE YA DA
DA DA DAT DAT DYE YA DA
DA DA DA DAT DA
YAT DA DA DA DYE YA DA
DA DA DAT DAT DYE YA DA!!!"

Meanwhile...

Giorno: "Muda muda daze... Why do I have to take care of the kids?
Ugh...."