Vegeta posts a set of pictures in a meme format.
He cracked open two eggs.
Vegeta: "Black or white...
We are all the same inside..."
Random Commenter: "Bruh...
Did this guy just fix racism?"
That Random Commenter... was Vegeta.
Scientist: "SIR!!!
THE RACISM GRAPH IS DROPPING!!!
THE WORLD IS SAVED!!!"
Secretary: "I'll tell Mr. President."
President of America's Secretary: "Sir.
A Saiyan from Earth 607 just fixed racism....
With a couple... of eggs."
President of America: "By God...
Call him immediately!"
Monster, who was about to destroy the city: "What?
For some reason... all my untapped rage... has disappeared!
I HAVE ACHIEVED PEACE AND I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHIIIING!!!!"
The whole world of Earth 8 all cheered for Vegeta in pure joy and happiness, as the world has finally achieved world peace.
President of America pats Vegeta on the back.
President of America: "For fixing racism...
I will give you this medal of honor, 10,000,000,000 Dollars, this Anti-Simp trophy and my respect."
The President of America hugged Vegeta for his absolute genius.
Vegeta: "Joke's on the world.
Those eggs went bad a week ago."
Jotaro, Goku and Vegeta scout the area for Stand-Users, as they stumble upon Unter Lightning, a man with a tailed tuxedo and a top hat with a cat mask.
Unter: "'Ello mate!
The name's Unter Lightning!
What do you wish to do with me?"
Jotaro: "The only ones who survived universal damnation is part of DIO's army.
Now, I stand before you...
A mysterious man wearing a tailed tuxedo, pants and cat mask.
Why, the honest fuck, would we not try to kill you?"
Unter: "Damn!
You got me there!"
Suddenly, a giant disembodied metal hand the size of Star Platinum appeared from behind Unter.
Jotaro: "My Power, Speed, Range, Durability and Precision is superior from yours, I think.
But, unless your ability isn't just punching, you have no chance.
SUTA PURACHINA OBA HEBUN!!!"
Star Platinum Over Heaven: "ORA!!!"
Star Platinum begins to erase Unter, but... he is unaffected.
Unter: "You may not know of me, but I am a New God, Unter Lightning, one of the most powerful Warriors of the Universe."
Jotaro: "Yare yare daze...
Careful, guys...
He's a fellow 80's character.
What did I just say, exactly?"
Vegeta: "Great job.
Your first recorded 4th Wall Break.
If you're cosmic, you'd get it.
And you finally did.
You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
Unter Lightning smiled.
Unter Lightning: "AIRON GAIYANTO REKUIEMU!!!"
Goku: "Sorry, I wasn't listening. Wuh?"
Unter Lightning punched Goku, as Goku immediately blocked the attack with Ultimate Battle.
Goku: "Whoa!"
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
