This is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe?
What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped?
What if the Joestars...
DIO has found a way to achieve true Heaven. His transformation, according to him, is incomplete. To achieve Heaven, DIO must travel to Egypt and wait for the New Moon in 12 AM, speak 14 phrases and absorb 36 souls...
DIO, to stall the Crusaders, gave Heaven to ten other Users, to arise the End of the World, and the beginning of the World Over Heaven.
Joseph stood with the 16 other Crusaders waiting in the deserts of Egypt.
Josuke: "Joestar-san, what are we waiting for exactly?"
Joseph: "A new Crusader, Josuke..."
A helicopter flew down from the sky...
Jotaro: "The Fool?"
Joseph: "He was DIO's former member and was captured by the Major Arcana. We captured him and he became part of our bloody team, mate."
Josuke: "Huh... I wonder what he's like..."
Polnareff: "Probably very kind, no? Hon hon..."
Avdol: "I wouldn't exactly agree with that."
Holy breastfed the two babies.
Anne: "Will he like us?"
Trish, putting on lipstick: "Sure he will! We're the Stardust Crusaders!"
Giorno: "Can you not, like... right now?"
Mista: "Let women be women, Giorno. And men be men."
Giorno: "That's blatant sexist propaganda spawned by our ancestors."
Noriaki and Koichi drew the landscape with Rohan.
Yukako: "Koichi-ku! Wouldn't it be funny if the User wasn't a human being?"
Koichi: "Yeah! Like... A Ghost?"
Yukako shrugged.
Tonio was still in the turtle.
The helicopter landed before them as they covered their eyes from the sand.
Polnareff: "No one's here!"
Koichi and Yukako brofisted.
Polnareff: "What ze hell? Just a sheet..."
Helicopter Pilot 1: "Sir... Stay away from the sheet."
Polnareff opens it.
A cute black and white dog appeared.
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Polnareff: "A fucking puppy? Ze hell?!"
Joseph: "Polnareff... That puppy could understand you... Don't piss it off."
