This is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe?
What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped?
What if the Joestars...
The Planet of the Alps Abilities: ? Power: A Speed: A Range: 0 Durability: A Precision: A Potential: A
Vegeta: "Holy shit... GUYS!!! THERE'S AN INHABITED PLANET!!! LIVING BEINGS EVERYWHERE!!! Wait... but the place... is very cold since the atmosphere is thin. Basically... it's a planet of literal alps. Just a bunch of mountains stretching across the planet the size of Planet Vegeta."
Genos: "Meaning?"
Vegeta: "It's the size of Mars..."
The ship lands on the planet with thin atmosphere.
Vegeta: "Time to collect oxygen and solar power... Hmhmhmhmhmhm..."
Meanwhile... small fungi begin to grow around the ship.
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The planet's blizzard hummed from the outside.
Trish: "Do you hear that?"
Jolyne: "Grrrr!!!!"
Josuke: "Probably just the wind."
Jotaro: "Tch-..."
Anne sees Jotaro's hands, as well as Jolyne's.
Both are trembling.
Thunder crackled.
Jotaro: "Tch-..."
Anne grabbed their hands.
Jotaro and Jolyne sigh in relief.
Anne: "Ara ara... Looks like our meanest member is scared of thunder... Just like our meanest little girl!"
Jotaro and Jolyne: "Tch-..."
Jotaro: "I'm not scared of thunder..."
Vegeta: "Bahahahaha!!! JoJo isn't scared of a simple drum!!! AHA HA HA HA!!! Let's go outside now, and I'll prove it to you... Earth Woman!"
Giorno: "No one go outside. The planet's inhabited and we don't know what will happen if we go outside right now... We could all die from whatever infection we can get since the creatures here are microscopic, but have oxygen."
Vegeta: "WHAT?!!! MICROSCOPIC?!!! THAT'S PRETTY GODDAMNED LAME, IF YOU ASK ME!!! What? Will we be invaded by some teeny tiny little germs... Ooooh!"
Josuke: "Technically, we're the ones stealing their oxygen, man. We're the invaders."
Goku: "So... That means there's meat here, right?"
Everyone: "No."
Sonny: "Honestly... Listen to Goku, Vegeta... After all, who would want to go outside? A world without me, the handsome and ravishing Sonny Valentine!"
