The Jackets

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"Okay so let me get this straight." Sagittarius cleared her throat. "I'm going to walk around and when the bodyguards come you guys jump out and knock them out while we steal their jackets."

"Exactly!" exclaimed Virgo.

"Fake moustache or no?" asked Sagittarius.

Virgo sighed. "Wear it if you want."

"YAY!!!"

"Okay so when are we doing this?" asked Cancer.

"After we all eat," replied Taurus.

Gemini got up from the couch. "I'll go cook some eggs and toast."

Cancer bit his lip. "I'm getting kinda nervous for this. So many things can go wrong."

"Even if something does go wrong, at least most of us can free everyone else," said Taurus.

"Yeah, but what if one of us gets kidnaped?" asked Cancer.

Gemini cracked an egg in the frying pan. "That's a chance we have to take."

Virgo nodded. "He's right. We need to try to get everyone else."

"It seems like forever since we've been with everyone. It's like I haven't seen Capri in a year," feowned Sagittarius.

Taurus smirked. "But hey! At least now Leo and Scorpio are together."

Virgo punched him on the arm. "You be good!"

"Fine."

"I just hope we get them out. Like what happens if we all get locked up? Will we be killed or experimented on or left to rot?" asked Sagittarius.

Gemini rolled his eyes. "It doesn't matter because we're going to save them all."

"How much longer did we rent this cabin for?" asked Cancer.

"We bought it," repliedTaurus.

"But now we have two cabins," said Virgo.

"This one can be for if we want to go camping further away for an adventure," suggested Gemini.

Sagittarius pumped her fist in the air. "Yay adventure!"

***

"... And then his head popped off. The end." Aries smiled innocently.

"What the hell Aries? We're supposed to be telling happy stories not brutal savage murder stories!" whined Capricorn.

Aries crossed her arms. "I like my stories better."

Scorpio picked at one of the walls. "It's hard to think of happy stories in this dungeon."

"Okay, how about we let Pisces tell the next story," suggested Libra.

"Once upon a time there was a witch. She called herself Pegasus..."

"Not a murder story Pisces," reminded Capricorn.

"It's not a murder story."

"Then how does it end?" asked Aquarius.

"With the witch falling into a pit of lava."

"Does anyone actually have any good stories?" asked Capricorn.

Aquarius grinned. "I can tell a happy story. It involves Anne being murdered, but it's happy for the rest of us."

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