Hey guys, it's me Y/n Again and soon I am finally going to bring the fight to Ganondorf! Also, I have some more Adventures and A Lot more Girls! Get ready for A Brand-new adventure everyone!
We Opened up on A Localized Site where you were in A Cell Just Bouncing a Ball against A Wall Just smiling as A Person walked in.
Doctor: Hello SCP-
Y/n: Please Call me Y/n.
Doctor: Um... Y/n. How are you-?
Y/n: Good. Now can you please tell me why you called me in again? Is 682 Going another Hissy fit. He won't even fight me anymore after I beat him Last time. That is Pointless my Ass, that would be A Good fight. We fought for 2 Weeks Straight.
Doctor: I... Um... Yeah...
The Doctor then Takes A Sip of Water as he walked out.
Doctor: I'll go get your Personal Doctor.
Y/n: Good for Me! I'm not dealing with anyone else. You People are some Unethical Bitches. You slaughter children for A Certain Gene. Seriously? You do understand that's what Nazi's did right? I can't trust most of you People.
Just then A Woman walked in with Papers in Hand.
???: Hello SCP-2002-♾️.
Y/n: Oh, Hey Doctor Buck! How's the Cutest girl in the Foundation doing?
Buck: (Blushes and Clears throat) Um, right. We need you for Another Mission.
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Doctor Buck (She is A Doctor for the SCP Foundation, A Foundation who serves to Serve Contain and Protect Certain Anomalies from the Greater world/ She is A Sad case as she had A Pretty Unhappy childhood being abused and everything/ She is very Blaze and tends to not to show emotions)
Y/n: Is it 682 Again because he's A Huge Bitch!
Buck: No. It's SCP-3008. We need you to go in again.
Y/n: SCP-3008? Oh Right the Ikea. I Get it Yeah. I remember that. But I have A Few Demands.
Buck: And That is?
Y/n: Let me Take a Friend, I want A Bunch of Demon Hunting Weapons for that Friend Holy weapons Included, Before Edo Period only, and You Must give me Unlimited Access to SCP-294.
Buck: Why the last One?
Y/n: Look Sometimes I want A Drink, but Nooo we limited to what we can drink. I decide what I can drink.
Buck: Authorized. Anything else?
Y/n: Eh, just get me A Burger.
Buck; Okay, I-
Y/n: No! Not Any Burger. A Mc'gangbang. You Know a Chicken sandwich stuffed between two Burgers.
Buck: That's not A Real thing.
Y/n: Yes, it is. My Girlfriend Chiho told me. Just go Visit my Local Mcdonalds and that I sent you. They'll make One.
Buck: Okay. Authorized.
Y/n: Good. Now if you Excuse me.
You then Instantly Transmitted out of the room, and you ended up getting into the Breakroom where you had Begun to Look at A Very special Vending Machine. SCP-294.
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Y/n: Okay Let me try some stuff. How about Map of SCP-3008?
SCP 294: Zzzzzt... Denied.
Y/n: Hm. Let me try something else. What about A Cup of Lavos, Blood? I'm going to try it Just in Case.
SCP 294: Zzzzzt... Denied.
Y/n: Yep, that's what I thought, Erased him from existence. Okay what about this? A Soda that is Based on My Girlfriend Nami.
SCP 294: Zzzzzt... Beep!
It then dropped out A Small Paper cup and it filled out with A Orange Fizzy Liquid. You then take A Sip.
Y/n: Yep. That's Tangerine Alright. Just Like Nami's Favorite, and it as A Hint of Sour and Sweet. Kind of Like How Nami acts Towards Luffy and Stupidity in General. Perfect.