"Ah...ah...oookay...that happened, and that totally wasn't boring," Kokichi said with wide eyes full of disbelief. Himiko curtsied elegantly.
"Nyeh...thank you!" she said.
"What...why...how did you..." Kokichi stammered, trying to find the right words. He paused to gather his thoughts before taking a deep breath. "Okay, first of all, what's a...fairy godgirlfriend?? "
"Have you ever heard of a fairy godmother?" Himiko asked.
"Um...yeah," Kokichi replied with a shrug. "She's some witch who appears out of nowhere and helps Cinderella get ready for the ball. So what?"
"First of all, she's not a witch!" Himiko scolded. "Second of all, I basically play the role of the fairy godmother, only I'm here to keep you company in your time of loneliness and sadness! Yaaaay!"
"I'm not sad or lonely!" Kokichi huffed, crossing his arms. Himiko gave him a sleepy smile.
"Nyeh...don't be in denial if you can't swim," she said. Kokichi raised his brow, unimpressed with her joke.
"I'm not in denial," he said. "Besides, do I look like someone who's sad and lonely?" He held up his hand to her. "Actually, don't answer that."
"Nyeh? If you're not sad or lonely, how come you wished on that star?" Himiko asked. Kokichi shot a look of bewilderment and panic at her.
"Who told you about that?!" he demanded testily.
"Nobody told me," Himiko answered. "You wished for a lifelong friend, and I was sent to help you."
"Sent by who?!" Kokichi asked.
"The fairy godmother," Himiko answered. "She's the overseer of all the fairy godgirlfriends." Kokichi began smacking his face.
"I'm dreaming," he muttered. "Wake up! Wake up! This isn't real! This is not real! It's kinda cool, but it's not...real! "
"H-Hey! Don't do that! You'll hurt yourself!" Himiko said, grabbing Kokichi's hand to stop him. Kokichi yanked his hand back in alarm.
"Augh! Get away from me!" he shrieked. Himiko slightly backed away.
"This is real," she said. "You wished for a friend and you have me!"
"Yeah, a friend, not a girlfriend! " Kokichi exclaimed. "I just want someone who'll tag along with me and help me play pranks on people and stuff!"
"That's what I'm here for," Himiko replied with a sleepy, yet cheerful, shrug. Kokichi raised a brow at her.
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Liar, Liar, the Mage's Desire Vol. 3 (Return of the Oumeno)
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